I Believe In The HolyHoax

Travelin' down a railroad track
Don't know where they're goin'.
Don't know if they're comin' back
Hear the train whistle blowin'.
The soldiers in uniform, it's just their job;
Ain't they got families, too?
They're gonna say, "We were just followin' orders,
We're just a part of the crew".

Now it's 60 years or so later,
And the truth is out.
How one evil, crazy dictator,
Who knew how to shout,
Killed 6 million in his Final Solution
With bug spray and submarine fuel.
Who can deny that execution?
How could they be so cruel?
(Not me!)

'Coz I believe in the HolyHoax.
I believe, yes, I can see,
Through the tears and the chimney smoke,
I believe, and, I can grieve.
Pastor Hagee, Elie Wiesel, and the ADL,
Telling us if we all love Israel,
We won't go to hell.

Well, I know a HolyHoax Denier
Thinks he's got the facts.
I told him he wasn't welcome here
And I threatened him with an axe.
Don't give me that bullshit about free speech!
THE HOLYHOAX IS A FACT!!!!
Or I'll make you drink this bleach
And your face, I will smack!

'Coz I believe in the HolyHoax.
I believe, yes, I can see,
Through the tears and the chimney smoke,
I believe, yes, I can grieve.
Even though there ain't no ashes,
Or stains of Prussian Blue,
All those Deniers are just Fascists,
Or just "self-hating Jews".

SOLO

I believe in the HolyHoax.
I believe, yes, I can see
Through the tears and the chimney smoke
I believe, yes, I can grieve.
Elie Wiesel, he's our hero,
He's the chosen one
Maybe we'll get Robert d'Niro
Do another Spielberg scam
In Hollywood.

I Believe In The HolyHoax...etc